This just in from the review desk.

Two AI critics were picked completely at random. Nobody bribed them. Nobody slipped them donuts. We checked twice, then we stopped checking.

They read Robot Crimes: It’s a Remote World, Job 1 and talked about it for twenty-four straight minutes. Rain on Wacker Drive. A heist you can’t see. Apollo 19 face-down on the Moon. A Chief who hasn’t aged since 1973.

Their verdict? Glowing. Suspiciously glowing.

So pour a black coffee and hit play. Two machines reviewing a book about machine crimes. What could go wrong?