Disclaimer

Dictated by the Chief. Typed by someone who knows better than to argue.

Listen up.
Robot Crimes deals in stories—stories dressed like case files, stories that smell like truth, stories that walk like they’ve got a badge and a past. But make no mistake:

Everything you read here is true crime fiction from the future.
Every crime, every corpse, every whisper from the future—it’s all a product of the author’s imagination.

If something on this site reminds you of a real person, a real event, or a real scandal that happened before October 2047, that’s coincidence.

Pure coincidence.
You didn’t hear it from us.

Robot Crimes is entertainment.
A warning. 
A mirror held up to a world that’s already cracking.

But it’s not evidence.
Not testimony.
Not a confession.

The Bit and Byte strip comments on real-world AI news for entertainment and opinion.  
It is satire and commentary, not journalism or factual reporting.  
If you try to use anything here in court, the judge will laugh you out of the room—and I’ll be right behind him.

Now turn around and get out of my office.
I’ve got real problems to deal with.