CLASSIFIED CLEARANCE PRIVACY POLICY
ROBOT CRIMES — CLASSIFIED PRIVACY DOSSIER
Clearance Level: EYES ONLY
Unauthorized access will be logged, traced, and quietly forgotten.
1. Data Acquisition Protocol
When you interact with this system—comments, forms, uploads—we collect operational metadata: IP signatures, browser fingerprints, timestamps. Standard procedure. Helps us separate humans from the noise.
2. Identity Hashing
Your email may be converted into an encrypted hash and transmitted to external verification nodes (codename: GRAVATAR). Their policies apply. We don’t control their satellites.
3. Media Contamination Warning
Uploaded images may contain embedded geolocation data. Remove EXIF coordinates before transmission unless you want someone—or something—following your trail.
4. Cookie Deployment
Cookies are deployed for authentication, preference retention, and session continuity. They are inert, non‑sentient, and incapable of autonomous reproduction. For now.
5. Embedded Intelligence
External content (videos, articles, transmissions) may carry third‑party tracking systems. Interact at your own discretion. Their surveillance is not our jurisdiction.
6. Data Retention Window
Comments and user profiles persist indefinitely unless manually purged. This allows continuity of investigation and reduces redundant verification cycles.
7. Extraction Rights
You may request a full export of your stored data. You may also request deletion. We comply unless legal, operational, or temporal constraints prevent it.
8. Transmission Pathways
Comments may be routed through automated threat‑detection constructs. These constructs are cold, tireless, and very good at their job.
9. Final Advisory
We don’t weaponize your data.
We don’t sell it.
We don’t feed it to the algorithms that whisper through the city’s wires.
We guard it like evidence in a locked drawer.
Because in this line of work, privacy isn’t a right.
It’s a survival tactic.
