Terms of Service

By stepping into RobotCrimes.com, you agree to play by the house rules. They’re simple, sharp, and written in the kind of ink that doesn’t wash off.

1. You Walk These Streets at Your Own Risk
This site deals in shadows—fiction, facts, and the kind of techno‑noir that smells like burnt circuitry. We don’t guarantee accuracy, safety, or sanity. You read, you click, you scroll—that’s on you.

2. Don’t Break the Furniture
No hacking, scraping, probing, or poking around where you don’t belong. Don’t try to crack the system unless the system invites you. ARG clues don’t count—they’re meant to be found.

3. Your Content, Your Responsibility
If you post something, you own it. You also own the fallout. We don’t babysit. We moderate when we must, delete when we choose, and keep the alley clean.

4. No Funny Business
Spam, scams, impersonation, harassment—leave that to the villains in the case files. You pull that here, you’re out.

5. We Can Change the Rules
The city shifts. So do these terms. When they change, the new version replaces the old one without ceremony.

6. No Promises, No Guarantees
We don’t promise uptime, accuracy, or that the robots won’t eat your lunch. This is Robot Crimes. Things glitch.

7. Jurisdiction
If things get legal, the laws of our home turf apply. No extraditions to the future.

8. Final Word
You’re here because you chose to be. You stay because you want to. Everything else is noise.